LA Police chiefs have announced that they have not ruled out foul play with Michael Jackson, we here at Grimlock Towers know that there was plently of foul play with the 'Prince of Pop', especially when it came to little boys. There has been debate over who should foot the massive $2 million bill for Jacko's memorial service ( where LaToya was mysteriously covering her face..... you never did see them both in the same place ). Our idea would be to claim caastrophic bankruptcy and let the Governemt bail them out, it worked for the banks.....
The UK's Energy Saving Trust has completed a survey identifying the UK's windiest spots. I don't remember them coming into the office here on a Friday afternoon. After a lunchtime of pint and curry I'd expect the wind levels in here are tremendous.
Red-faced scientists are mumbling to themselves in an ashamedly quiet way after getting the estimated date of the World's 'Oldest seeds' wrong by a massive 9,950 years. I'm wondering if they can calculate my bank balance in a similar manner.
Conservation groups have suggested that it's a 15 year high for Rhino poaching, which I consider to be a fair swap. I'm buying my high-powered rifle as we speak, it'll pay for itself in the long run.
It has finally been proved that first man on the Moon and all-american hero, Neil Armstrong could be a bit of a thickie when it comes to financial acumen. It has been suggested that he could be making as much as $1 million a day, but doesn't... now, there's something to tell the Grandkids.
Studies on Monkeys have found that they can recognise bad grammar. Wayne Rooney has put his name down for three and big bag of bananas.
Finally, a drunk and disorderly badger in Germany got hammered on over-ripe cherries and proceded to sit in the middle of the road and refused to budge. Nice to see that the German Badgers can mix it with the big boys too.
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