News is just reaching Grimlocks that 76 year old Egyptian-born Harrods boss Mohamed Al-Fayed has had the right to the oil field under his house in Surrey revoked., shame...
Not content with having the most expensive store in the world.. ever, he feels the need to build his house over the UK's only oil-field and in a further attempt at raking the cash in, decides to have his son followed by the press through Paris tunnels to claim image rights. Terrible.
So, he's estimated to have £900 million in his piggy bank, but he's not allowed to touch it seeing as he's a muslim.
So, what now for the Egyptian asylum-seeker?
Hmm, well he could always appeal to Madonna for sanctuary, she might adopt him if he's lucky, of maybe he could apply for a british passport.
Whatever the future has in store for Al-Fayed, I think he would see this as a definite turning point in his financial life.
He could join the Metropolitan Police, or work for Walls or trot off back to Egypt and in a bizarre quirk of fate, pump some of his obscene fortune into the British economy.
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Oh, and Nottingham Police Tasered a man who was on the ground.. good fucking shot guys, shooting an unarmed man, who was prostrate on the ground twice with 50,000 volts was a pure act of cowardice and the crowd of 30-40 bystanders had the given right to beat the crap out of the thug officer who then laid into him while he was still debilitated.
Police tactics, it's getting more like the US every single day, 4 officers on one man? Disgusting.
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