Friday, 23 February 2007

Well grimlock's is finally open for business

A forum, a forum, my kingdom for a forum.
Me Grimlock finally got own Blog. 'Bout time me got a place to vent anger too.
Me tell you what me sick of, me sick of.... everything.... apart from me.

5 comments:

FettedWetDigit said...

Fetted cheese and other disgusting ailments that can only be removed by the use of swarfega and the aggressive use of a wire brush............. *mental note: stop biting my fingernails*

Grimlock said...

How did Digit get so wet ? Me worried about Digit's sexual habits now... Ah well me know a good clinic for that kind of thing.

FettedWetDigit said...

Clinic!!! I need a flaming operation matey...I've been sitting in a bowl of petrol for the past week - nothings gonna shift this.
As for the cause, lets just say that the next time my friends mother becomes embarrassingly impaled on an upright hoover...... she should call someone else to perform the extraction!

Grimlock said...

Heh, Me know good cleaning company, has blow and suck on Hoover. Will remove any kind of blockage and there's always the sharp object approach, my personal favourite.
Petrol also good lubricant, could strip paint with urine then, me presume?

Grimlock said...

I'll tell you what, never get in a strange car, driven by a knife-weilding half stoned, drink-fuelled, insane Mongoose. [shudder] The worst 3 hours of my life.