Wednesday, 28 February 2007

Official: Gullible has been removed from the dictionary.

Well, it has if you beleive the sounds coming from the vicinity of Titanic Director, James Cameron anyway.
He claims to have discovered the 'Tomb and coffins of Jesus Christ, Mary Magdelene and their offspring son.'
Yeah, of course you have James, and I floated here on Noah's Ark after scaling Mount Olympus to talk to Zeus about the possibililty of Life in Leonardo DiCaprio.
The sciency bit claims to have sampled the DNA from the coffins to determine a probability tht it might be Jesus' tomb. There was also an Aramaic inscription on the coffin with Jesus' name on it.
So, some first century marketing ploy maybe, 'Come and see the tomb of Jesus, look it's his alright, it's got his name on it and everything.....' Seriously though, what kind of DNA comparision can they make with modern day people? they can hardly call his folks for a sample can they?
"Hi, GOD?"
"Yes?"
"Yeah, this is the Jeffersonian, listen, we think we may have found the tomb of your boy Jesus and we wondered if we could take a swab for some DNA comparisons?"
"Um - sure"
"Cool, is 3 ok for you? maybe later, you might have to be somewhere, I dunno"
"uh, no, 3 is ok for me"
"Cool, see you later then."
"Um, yeah, thanks"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Great work.