Official: Gullible has been removed from the dictionary.

Well, it has if you beleive the sounds coming from the vicinity of Titanic Director, James Cameron anyway.
He claims to have discovered the 'Tomb and coffins of Jesus Christ, Mary Magdelene and their offspring son.'
Yeah, of course you have James, and I floated here on Noah's Ark after scaling Mount Olympus to talk to Zeus about the possibililty of Life in Leonardo DiCaprio.
The sciency bit claims to have sampled the DNA from the coffins to determine a probability tht it might be Jesus' tomb. There was also an Aramaic inscription on the coffin with Jesus' name on it.
So, some first century marketing ploy maybe, 'Come and see the tomb of Jesus, look it's his alright, it's got his name on it and everything.....' Seriously though, what kind of DNA comparision can they make with modern day people? they can hardly call his folks for a sample can they?
"Hi, GOD?"
"Yes?"
"Yeah, this is the Jeffersonian, listen, we think we may have found the tomb of your boy Jesus and we wondered if we could take a swab for some DNA comparisons?"
"Um - sure"
"Cool, is 3 ok for you? maybe later, you might have to be somewhere, I dunno"
"uh, no, 3 is ok for me"
"Cool, see you later then."
"Um, yeah, thanks"

Sky Vs VirginMedia - Seconds out....Round 1

So, Virgin and Sky are having a few handbags.. is this a PR exercise for Mr.Branson? Is this Mr. Murdoch trying to flex his global corporate muscle? Does anybody really give a toss? Virginmedia tell Sky that they want to offer their customers the best VFM and will not pay any more for Sky's overpriced rehashed channels, Sky have a hissy and take their ball home, or was it a case of Sky,"We need to fund the Premiership and the other football contracts as well as the humungous amount we paid for tripe such as Lost, here's our bill for the next contract for you to have the priviledge of showing our channel and subjecting your viewers to adverts every 10 mintues and the MOST ANNOYING ADVERT 5 MINUTES BEFORE THE END OF THE EPISODE!!!."
VirginMedia, "WHAT THE F*%$ ??, screw that, why can't we decide when we have the adverts, when we show programs and when and where we show the re-run?"
Sky," That's never goning to happen. Look, you PAY for the priviledge of showing our propaganda.... er programs and we'll worry about the ad side of thing (and get all the profits, heh heh)"
Virginmedia, " Piss off Murdoch, you shister"

Ah, the mind boggles.

Has anyone seen.....

... my brain? I had it in here a while ago but I seem to have mislaid it. I know I popped it down somewhere but I'm a pile of rusty grommits if I can remember where.
Don't we all have days like this? You potter around looking for the thing you're meant to be doing for the rest of the day? Take this post for example, here I am sitting at home, bashing the .......... laptop (Phew, a close one) wondering what to go on about. "Get on with it!" -Ah shut the hell up.
Don't you just loathe Pubes? They get everywhere, they're perpetually seeking all forms of soap and manage to turn up in just about every foodstuff. If there was a God, I bet they're completely bald and gave us these carotine demons to haunt our waking lives. All credit to those who wax, get 'em off for crying out loud. Trap them within that sticky Veet and never let them fester in your plughole. Trust me, catch one the nutsack ones at your peril.

Well grimlock's is finally open for business

A forum, a forum, my kingdom for a forum.
Me Grimlock finally got own Blog. 'Bout time me got a place to vent anger too.
Me tell you what me sick of, me sick of.... everything.... apart from me.